any man: trust me
me:
*takes off my glasses and rubs my eyes like i’m a detective who just can’t crack this case*
quizzes are like “who is your favorite celebrity” and my options are 8 people I don’t recognize at all and one who I actively hate
sad i’m not wine drunk in italy rn
which will you press…
i’m pressing as hard as i can but it’s not fucking working op
oh fuck
thinking bout 2019 and how i took her for granted
santa-destroy-deactivated202211:
ryonahole-deactivated20211102:
Court jester but exclusively used for sexual relief
boy friend
Isn’t this just Galavant
vampireapologist-archive-deacti:
weird how every single thing we ever experience is cosmically mundane but individually profound
indoor cat who’s body temperature is super self regulated by their fur and who is absolutely warm and fine:
me: you look cold do you need a blanket? need a blankey ? hm?
Fuck the trends bitch I do what I want
kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists
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